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Banta and a beautiful looking woman are on an elevator. Banta taps the woman on the shoulder and asks:
"Can I smell your cunt, madam?"
"I BEG your pardon???" Responded the woman.
"You heard me, can I smell your cunt??"
"Hell no, you can NOT smell my cunt!!!" Was her indignant response.
"Oh okay, it must be your feet then..."
- Hong Kong Dong On having business trip to the Orient, Banta decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Chinese prostitute in Hong Kong. Upon returning home three weeks...
- New Boots A young man bought a new pair of boots of which he was very proud so he decided to go dancing and give them a try. After dancing with one lady for a few minutes he said 'I bet you I can guess...
- Box of Tampons Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks...
- The Train Ride At midnight, a middle-aged man was waiting at a train station to cross the country to see his relative back east. As he stepped up into the train car, he noticed that the car was almost empty
- Great Hospitality A traveller was driving through countryside when his car broke down. There was a cottage near by so he went up to it and knocked on the door. Santa opened the door.
'My car has conked out,' said the traveller...