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Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks when Santa asked Banta, "Tell me Banta, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?"
Banta replies, "Shit no, I would never be turned on by a woman like that."
Santa says, "OK, so tell me, what about a woman with big black hairs growing under her arms?"
Banta says, "For shits sake what are you talking about? I couldn't even get it up with a woman like that."
Santa says, "OK but let me ask you another question, what about a woman with long black hairs growing on her legs, never shaves her legs?"
Banta replies, "Shit man give me a break, I would never get into bed with a lady like that."
Santa says "OK so answer me one last question, if all you say is true, why the hell are you FUCKING my wife?
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Beach Bum Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
'Hey, Antonio,' said Luigi. 'Where you been for the past two weeks? No one has seen you around.' -
Big Bang A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out.
She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in her purse an... -
Mirror Image One day when Santa comes home, Preeto, says, 'I have to go out and buy some meat so give me 100 bucks.'
'Hundred! Are you crazy? Come upstairs to the bathroom... -
Stinking Elevator Banta and a beautiful looking woman are on an elevator. Banta taps the woman on the shoulder and asks, 'Can I smell your cunt?... -
Love Dress The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples’ house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the...