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"How did the accident happen?" asked the doctor.
"Well," explained Banta, "I was making love to my girlfriend on the living room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us."
"Fortunately, you've only sustained some minor lacerations on your buttocks," the doctor said. "You're a very lucky man."
"You said it, doctor," injured Banta replied. "A minute sooner and it would have fractured my skull."
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Substitute Job Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living.
Little Mary got up and said, 'My Dad is a pilot, and my Mom is an... -
Beach Bum Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
'Hey, Antonio,' said Luigi. 'Where you been for the past two weeks? No one has seen you around.' -
Big Bang A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out.
She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in her purse an... -
Mirror Image One day when Santa comes home, Preeto, says, 'I have to go out and buy some meat so give me 100 bucks.'
'Hundred! Are you crazy? Come upstairs to the bathroom... -
Stinking Elevator Banta and a beautiful looking woman are on an elevator. Banta taps the woman on the shoulder and asks, 'Can I smell your cunt?...