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These three men went into business together and the first one said, "I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm the president and chairman of the board."
"I put up thirty percent of the money," said the second, "so I'm appointing myself vice president, secretary and treasurer."
"Well I put up five percent," pointed out Banta, the third partner. "What's that make me?"
The chairman said, "I'm appointing you vice president of sex and music."
"That sounds mighty fine," said Banta, "but what does it mean?"
"It means that when I want your fucking advice, I'll whistle."
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Rough, Tough & Selfish A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.
The next week, the guy picks her up... -
Erotic Thoughts Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn't even get an erection... -
Condom Blues Newly married Banta and Preeto decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. Preeto did not want to get pregnant and requested Banta to... -
Healing Kiss In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting.
The girl looks like she’s having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her... -
Fat-Head Santa, his wife, Jeeto, and their seven-year-old son, Pappu, walk into an ice-cream shop.
Santa says, 'I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla...