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Santa was very close to his son, Pappu. They used to go everywhere together including looking for Chicken (slang for prostitute).
One day, Pappu decided to go overseas for higher studies. Santa was very supportive, and before his son left, he told him, "We cannot look for chicken together for the next few years. However, if you need to look for chicken, go ahead and I will pay for it. But please state the expense as 'Shooting Bird' so that your mother will not suspect."
So Pappu left, and after a month, Santa received the bill from him: Shooting bird - Rs 200).
Subsequently, and for the next few months, the bill for shooting bird is more than Rs 2000. Well, Santa could not tolerate this, so he wrote to his son.
"Son, you have been shooting too expensive bird, try some cheaper one".
A month later, Santa received another bill from Pappu. On it he had written:
Shooting Bird - Rs 50
Rifle Repair - Rs 5000
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