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    Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
    Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
    Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
    Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy".
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    The 70 year old man says, 'I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to...
  • Cannibals... Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this...
  • Hair colour... There is a blonde driving through the country. She has just died her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry. She stops at a farmer’s house and says...
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