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One night Santa heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
Fascinated by what he saw, Santa gained the mouse's confidence with some bread slice and then took him next door.
The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Shepherd. Santa, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery.
He rushed home and woke up his wife, Jeeto, but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket.
"Don't be afraid, darling," said Santa. "Wait until I tell you about this."
"Get out of here!" cried Jeeto. "And take that sex maniac with you!"
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Quite a Knock A fellow tees off, and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of trees and then hears a shriek. He runs over and finds a woman knocked out cold. The man runs back... -
The Bad Biker A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table... -
Sex Maniac 'Doctor, I need your help,' Preeto says.
'What seems to be the problem?'
'My husband, Banta, just doesn't satisfy me sexually... -
Hard & Soft A man, very much on the make for his secretary, wined her and dined her. He finally succeeded in getting her to his apartment, where he whispered sweet promises into her ear while he began to unbutton... -
Losing Virginity When Santa decided it was time for his son, Pappu, to part with his virginity, he accompanied him to the local brothel and explained Pappu's condition to the madam.
'Don't worry...