Santa went to see the local doctor and complained that his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year.
He said, "Doc, you gotta help me, I can't get enough welfare or steal enough to feeds them all."
The doctor got down his medical reference book and looked up the problem. He told Santa that the book said if his wife was having too many brats, he should remove his right testicle. He then administered anesthesia with a beer bottle and took out his pocketknife and performed the surgery.
Three years later Santa was back at the doctor's office complaining the surgery had failed; she was still having at least one per year. The wise doctor took his book back down and studied the problem.
The doctor said, "Well, the book says if your wife is having too many brats to remove your right testicle, we've done that. If she still has too many brats, then we should remove the left testicle."
Once again he got his beer bottle and his pocketknife and performed surgery.
Three years later, Santa was back complaining the surgery had once again failed. The doctor was quite perplexed and got his book back down.
After several minutes of study he told Santa, "It says here if a man's wife is having too many brats to remove his right testicle. If she continues to have too many brats, remove his left testicle. We've done all that. The next page says if the man's wife still has too many brats after you have removed both testicles, you've done castrated the wrong man!" |
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