Santa had a brown filly and a white filly (female horse under the age of four) and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighboor's Stallion (an adult male horse which is used for breeding) and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son, Pappu, to watch and come in and tell him when the stallion was finished.
"Yeah daddy, yeah daddy," said Pappu.
After a while Pappu came into the living where his father was talking with some friends.
"Daddy," said Pappu.
"Yes," replied Santa.
"The stallion just fucked the white filly."
There was a sudden lull in the conversation.
Santa said, "Excuse me" and took his son outside. "Pappu, you mustn't use language like that in front of my friends. You should say 'The stallion surprised the white filly'. Now go and watch and tell me when the stallion surprises the brown filly."
Santa went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, "Hey, Daddy."
"Yes, son. Did the stallion surprise the brown filly?"
"He sure did, Pop! He fucked the white filly again!" |
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