| A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You`ll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What`s the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won`t I?" He replied, "Yes, you`ll be fine, Miss Lewinsky It`s just that no one has ever asked me that after a tonsillectomy..." |