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Banta was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for Rs 500?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and starts to walk away.
He says, "You wouldn't let me do it for even Rs 1,000?"
"Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"
He says, "How about Rs 10,000?"
The woman thinks about this for a while and says, "You'll pay me Ten thousand to bite my breasts?"
Banta nods.
She reluctantly says, "Let's go to that dark alley over there."
They go to the alley and she takes off her blouse. Banta begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them.
Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you going to bite them, or what?"
"Nah," Banta replies. "Too expensive!"
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