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After the end of the war, a young female reporter from a local newspaper was sent to write an article about the soldiers homecoming. She had interviewed half a dozen, when she met Banta on the street.
"Excuse me," she said "but were you in the war?"
"Yeah, I was in the infantry."
"Would you mind to answer a few questions for a newspaper article?"
"No, I wouldn't mind at all."
"When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first thing you did?"
"I fucked my wife." Banta said bluntly.
The journalist went crimson, and tried desperately to change the subject.
"After that. I mean, what did you do after that?"
"I fucked her again," Banta answered.
If possible the journalist turned even more red, and got even more desperate to change the subject.
"Other than that! Umm... what did you do when you was finished with all that?!"
"Then I unstrapped my shoes and my heavy backpack and fucked her again."
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