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    There was a very rich man. He fell sick and could not be cured by any Doctor. Ultimately he came across a Doctor who cured his ailment. After the cure, the rich man asked the Doctor to ask for anything he cared in the World. But the Doctor refused to accept any gifts on the plea that it was his duty and he has charged him the professional fees. On much insistence by the rich man, The Doctor agreed for a gift. He said that he would like to have a pair of Golf Clubs. A few months passed and the Doctor did not receive the clubs. He thought that the rich man probably was trying to impress him and he would probably not send him the clubs. After 6 months the Doctor received a Call from the rich man and asked that the Clubs are ready but whether he cared to have a swimming pool in any of them.
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    The 70 year old man says, 'I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to...
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