Since Preeto is eight months into her pregnancy, Banta has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for sex for quite a while now.
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor Banta curled up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire. Feeling sorry for her husband, Preeto opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out hundred ruppe and gives it to him.
She says, "Awww, you're so depressed, here, take this and go to the woman next door, and she will let you sleep with her tonight. But remember that this happens only once. Don't think about it or ask me to do this again."
Banta rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly.
A few minutes later, he returns, hands the money back to Preeto and says with much disappointment, "She said this is not enough, she wants five hundred bucks."
Preeto's face slowly turns red with anger, "Damn that bitch! When she was pregnant and her husband came over here I only charged him hundred. |
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