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Santa was having trouble satisfying his wife, Jeeto, so he went to his black buddy at work for advice.
"Listen," said the inept Santa, "I know you always satisfy your women. How do you do it?"
"Oh, that ain't no problem," said his friend. "What I do is stick it in 'em real slow, and then pull it out from 'em real fast. Keep doing that and they come every time."
Santa went home that night and tried his friend's technique out. He stuck it in real slow, and then extracted it real quickly, just like his friemd said.
After a while he asked Jeeto, "Honey, do you notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?"
"Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like your black friend!"
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