Franco, at the local nightclub, leaned forward and said to the young lady he was dancing with, "I'd like to compliment you on your panties. They are pink with your initials embroidered, and trimmed in lace."
"How do you know?" inquired the young lady.
Franco replied, "I'm wearing my two hundred dollar shoes that are highly polished, and I can see the reflection up your skirt."
With that, the young lady slaps his face and hurries off the dance floor.
A short time later, Franco begins dancing with another pretty young lady, when he says, "I'd like to compliment you on your panties. They are brown with tan trim and embroidered with the day of the week."
"How do you know?" she demanded to know.
Franco replied, "I'm wearing my two hundred dollar shoes. They are highly polished and I can see the reflection of what is up your skirt."
Again, Franco gets his face slapped, and the second young lady storms off the dance floor. Unaffected by his rejections, Franco begins dancing with yet another pretty young lady.
After a moment, he asks, "Are you wearing black, furry panties?"
The pretty young lady replied, "I'm not wearing any panties at all."
"Thank God," he blurted out, "because I thought I had a split in my two hundred dollar shoes!" |
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