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    Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.
    Santa says: "We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours."
    The man says: "So what’s the big deal.
    The Banta. "On the box it says from 3 to 5 years."
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  • Bill Clinton died? When he reached the pearly gates and knocked, St. Peter asked 'Who is it?'Clinton said, 'It`s me, Bill Clinton.'
    Peter asked, 'Have you done anything wrong that...
  • Define Tragedy Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone could give him an example of a 'tragedy.'One little boy stands up and offers 'If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and...
  • On That Note: Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, 'You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person...
  • Dead drunk! A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.Officer: 'Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please...
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