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Banta went into a sex shop to buy some condoms and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl, "Can I help you, Sir?"
Banta, "Yes, I want to buy some condoms."
Sales girl, "What size do you need, Sir?"
Banta, "I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need."
Sales girl, "May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?"
As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance:
"Give me a SMALL one..."
"Wait! Small won’t do give me a MEDIUM one..."
"Wait! I think he needs a LARGE one."
"Shit! First give first a TISSUE."
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Tony says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's spaghetti...