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    AIDS Test
    This Faggot goes to the doctor and him to test him for AIDS. A week later he goes back and the doctor confirms his worst fears - the tests showed positive.

    The fag is destroyed. He breaks down and begs the doctor to prescribe him something, anything, that'll help.

    "Well," the doctor says. "Go down to the health food store and buy one kilogram of prunes, then go to the chemist and get some strong laxatives; then wander down to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Tobasco sauce and some chilli powder. Go home and mix it all together and heat it on the stove for 20 minutes.... then drink it!"

    The faggot's a bit dubious, "And that'll cure the AIDS?" he asks.

    "No," says the doctor smiling, "but it'll teach you what you what your arsehole is for!"
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