George and Nancy were a week away from their wedding day. George was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm.
"Nancy, as it is only a week to the big day, how's about a quick screw?" said George.
Nancy's answer as expected was, "No George, it's only 6 days to go, however you can have a look at your prize."
The next night George again pesters Nancy.
Being an understanding sort, Nancy gives in and says, "It is still 5 days to go and as you've been a good fellow, I'll let you have a little feel of your prize."
It only makes matters worse for George and by the next night he can hardly contain himself.
Seeing his obvious predicament Nancy greets George and whispers in his ear, "I can see what your problem is but you've still got 4 days to go. I will however let you have a good sniff of your prize."
Not being bashful, George lifts Nancy's skirts and sniffs.
After a minute he comes up for air, "Nancy, do you think it will keep 'till Saturday?!?" |
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