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A young boy comes home from school & his mother says "What did you do today?"
To which the boy answers, "Oh the usual, I had a math test, I got an A in Spelling and I had sex with my English teacher."
The mother , aghast, doesn't know that to say. She stems & stammers and finally, angrily, she says "go in & tell your father what you just told me!"
The boy goes into see his father & says, "Mom sure is mad."
The father says, "Why?"
"I just told her what I did in school today. I had a math test, I got an A in Spelling and I had sex with my Science teacher."
Well the father is beside himself with joy. He gives his son a nudge and a wink and says, "Congratulations -- you passed a milestone. I tell you what --let's go out and celebrate. We'll have some ice cream and then I'll buy you a new bike."
To which the boy says, "The ice cream sounds great Dad, but let's hold off on the bike a few days -- my ass is killing me."
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