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A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Nancy was unlucky and went up to the room with him.
A minute later, there was a loud scream. The madam and all of the girls charged up the staircase and into the room. Nancy lay on the floor in a dead faint. Standing next to the bed was the midget nude, and with a three foot cock hanging down and almost touching the floor.
The girls were dumbfounded by the sight.
Finally, one of them regained her composure to say, "Sir, would you mind if we felt it? We've never seen anything like that before."
The midget sighed. "Okay honey. But only touching. No sucking - I used to be six feet tall."
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