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Banta is between the sheets with this woman when he hears the garage door open.
"It's my husband," the woman says. "Here start ironing these." tossing him a pile of shirts.
The husband walks in and asks why there is this strange man ironing shirts.
She tells him that he is the new housekeeper. Her husband seems to accept this.
Banta stays and finishes the shirts, leaves and walks down the street to catch the bus. He can't help but brag about what just happened and tells Santa, waiting next to him.
Santa looks at him and says, "Are you talking about a nice looking lady who lives in that two story red house on the corner of that park?"
"Yes, I am."
"Hell, who do you think washed them damn shirts anyway."
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