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A blonde, Lucy, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned.
Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.
Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"
Lucy, "Cause I just can't get a man."
Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Lucy, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Lucy, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."
Lucy, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
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