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    Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha s Vineyard? A. The runway.
    Q. What will they name the JFK Jr movie. ? A. Three funerals and a wedding.
    Q. What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash ? A. Ocean Spray.
    Q. How did JFK Jr learn how to fly ? A. He took a crash course.
    Q. How are the Kennedy s like oil? A. They don t mix well with water. Observation: Used to be that Kennedies drowned their women one at a time! Rumor: We hear JFK, Jr. has a new nickname: "Bob".
    Q. Why didn t JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for Martha s Vineyard? A. He said he d wash up on shore!
    Q. Hear about Kennedy Airlines? A. Their motto is "Your luggage will arrive before you do!"
    Q. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard? A. He wanted to crash his cousin s wedding. Finally
    Q. Why aren t there more JFK jr. jokes out there A. They just haven t surfaced yet!
    Q. What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together? A. One more bullet! Let he who is without sin learn to loosen up and have some fun.
  • A complicated breakfast order! 'Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning I d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it s runny, and the other so over cooked it s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon...
  • Achievements... Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
    Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
    Banta: Yes, I have
    Santa: Well, my father dug it.
  • Congrats on moving! A new business was opening and one of the owner s friends sent flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card.
    It said, 'Rest in Peace.' The owner told the friend that had sent them and the friend called the florist...
  • While in London Santa went to Banta s house and said, 'Oye Banteya, lets go to London'
    Banta replied 'Yes Santa, par mainu English nahin aandi' (I can t speak English)
    Santa assures Banta that his English skills are better than average, and that he d take care of him in London. Santa and Banta reach London, and pretty soon are sauntering down the middle of a fairly busy road!
    A Gori Mem(blonde) pulls up behind them in her Austin Princess and starts of in English
  • Three-some: A Pastor, a Doctor and an Engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, 'What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!' The doctor chimed in...
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