One weekend, the husband was in the bathroom, when a kid, Johnny, from around the neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet.
Johnny was rather well endowed and curiosity got the best of the husband and he just had to look. Sure enough, Johnny had the largest penis he had ever seen!!!
The man asked Johnny, "I don't mean to be too personal, but how did your dick get that big? I couldn't help but notice..."
Johnny laughed and said, "Every night before bed, I bang it on the bedpost three times. Heck, it impresses the girls at school!"
The husband was excited at the simplicity of this technique and could hardly wait to try it himself.
Before he climbed into bed that night, he whipped it out and banged it on the bedpost three times.
He was just climbing into bed with newfound confidence when the wife sits up, half-asleep and rubbing her eyes, and says, "Johnny, is that you?" |
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