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Little Johnny was dressed up in his cowboy outfit, and walked into an ice cream shop. Behind the counter was a good-looking, well-endowed, female employee.
Little Johnny walked up to the counter, and said, "Give me an ice cream sundae."
She said, "Okay." Then she asked him if he wanted vanilla ice cream.
He pulled out his six-shooters, and stated loudly, "You damn right", and then put them back in the holsters.
Then she asked if he wanted chocolate ice cream. Again he pulled out his guns and stated, "You damn right"
After putting all the ingredients on the sundae, she asked him if he wanted his nuts crushed.
Little Johnny pulled his guns out, and said; "Only if you want your boobs blown off!"
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