| Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out: "Are you dead or alive, Banta?" "Alive," moaned Banta. "You are a liar. I donot know whether to believe you or not," said Santa "Then I must be dead," said Banta, "because you wouldnot dare call me a liar if I were alive." |