Santa goes into the employment office in Chandigarh, there aren't many jobs so it doesn't take him long. Then, just as he's on his way out, he spots something.
"Wanted," it says, "Single man, willing to travel, must have own scissors. Rs 1000 per day guaranteed, plus other benefits."
Well, it sounds a bit too good to be true, but he makes a note and walks up at the counter.
"I'd like to apply for this job," Santa says.
"Oh, that one," says the clerk. "It's a model agency right here in Chandigarh. They're looking for a pubic hair snipper. You see, they supply girls who model underwear and bathing suits, and before they go on the catwalk, they'd report to you and you have to snip off any wisps of pubic hair that are showing.
"Wow! That's great," said Santa.
It pays well, but there are a few drawbacks. It involves quite a lot of travel and you have to get used to expense account living in first-class hotels."
"I reckon I could learn to live with all that," says Santa. "I'd really like to apply for the job."
The clerk shrugs and says, "OK, here's an application form and a ticket to Ludhiana."
"Ludhiana? What do I wanna go to Ludhiana for?"
"Well," says the clerk, "that's where the end of the application line is at the moment!" |
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