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Little Johnny's father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give, the more you get!"
So, Little Johnny showed up for his date with flowers AND chocolates.
She was very flattered and pleased, and she rewarded him with a long, passionate kiss. She pressed her chest against him and rubbed her fingers through his hair,.... hoping to give him the best kiss that he had ever received.
After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door. "Oh! I'm sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to scare you away."
"You didn't!" Johnny replied. "I'm going out to get you some jewelry!"
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