There are three guys who go to the same bar after work every night. One night two guys are sitting around when the third guy comes into the bar with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face.
The other two ask him, "Why are you so happy?"
"Well last night I had the best sex in my life with my wife. I hid my pistol cocked and loaded under the pillow. When I was about to cum I fired a shot into the air. Her pussy got really tight and we both came at the same time."
The next night the second guy comes into the bar with a shit-eating grin on his face and tells the other guy, "Thanks for the advice. Last night I had the most incredible sex with my wife. I was doing her doggy style and when I was about to cum I fired my pistol. We both had a spontaneous orgasm. It was great!"
The next night the first two guys see the third guy come into the bar pissed as hell kicking chairs as he made his way over to them.
The third guy says, "Well I took your advice! My wife and I were doing sixty-nine and I fired my gun! The bitch almost bit off my dick and she shit in my face!" |
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