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Banta went to a bar in London and ordered a drink.
A few minutes later, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him.
Soon she invited him back to her place.
Overcome with excitement, Banta agreed.
When they got to the bedroom, Banta exclaimed, "Wow! A waterbed. I've never had sex on a waterbed before!!"
Soon they were both naked and going at it.
The blonde stopped him and said, "Before we go any further, don't you think you should put on some protection??"
"Good idea," he responded and got up.
Banta walked out of the room, and when he came back, he was wearing a life preserver!!!
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