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Two asses met in a market; one ass asked the other, ‘Why have you become so weak and sullen, doesn`t your owner treat you well?’
The other ass replied, ‘No, my owner makes me work throughout the day and does not give me any food. He is very cruel.’
The first ass said, ‘Why don t you leave his house and run away?’
The other ass replied: ‘No, I shall not leave his house even if he tortures me, because my owner s daughter is very pretty. Whenever she does any mischief, my owner always abuses her saying that, "One day I will get you married to this donkey", I am waiting for that day to come.’
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