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A guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter issues him a white robe, a harp, and his very own cloud to float around on.
The guy thinks this is great.
One day he sees another cloud float by.
The guy on that cloud has a gorgeous, naked woman and a keg of beer with him.
The first guy finds St. Peter and complains to him, “How come this guy gets a gorgeous babe and keg of beer, when all I got is this white robe and a lousy harp?”
St. Peter says, “I know just who you're talking about. He's being punished.”
The guy can't believe what he's hearing.
“How can that be?”, he asks.
Well, says St. Peter, “The keg has a hole in it, and the girl doesn't.”
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