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    A Zebra somehow managed to get loose from a zoo and wandered into the countryside.He came to a farm where the thing he saw was a sheep.
    "What do you do?" asked the Zebra.
    "I grow wool."
    Then he saw a cow. "What do you do?"
    "I give milk."
    Next he saw a hen. "What do you do?"
    "I lay eggs." Then he saw a bull. "What do you do."
    "Take off those pyjamas and I`ll show you."
  • Famous Quotes! It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids,'As soon as you can name the speaker of a famous quote you may leave. O.K.,
    Who said four score and seven years ago?'Johnny lifts his hand...
  • Love handles.... Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.'Oh goodie, now I will get...
  • Country Road... Bill Clinton and Al Gore were riding down a country road. Bill happened to look out the window and seen a goat with his head stuck in the fence. Bill hollers at the driver to stop the car. As the car stops Bill leans over and tells Al that he would be right back and...
  • Yearly check-up! Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her doctor, 'How is everything.'He responded, 'I`m very pleased and you are in great shape, and happy to announce that you are...
  • Bill Clinton and a Priest Bill Clinton and a Priest are on a cruise ship going to the Bahamas. The waiter comes up and asks Bill Clinton,'Sir, what would you like to drink?''Whiskey, and make...
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