The most beautiful night!!!

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    The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars.
    "Dear." Asked the somewhat impatient husband, "Aren t you coming to bed?"
    "No," she announced. "My mother told me this was going to be the most beautiful night of my life, and I don t want to miss a single minute of it.
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    Bartender:- 'Hey don t worry about her, She is lesbian!'
    Banta:-'Lesbian or no
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    Then Santa says to Banta, 'I think I am going to go ask them if they don`t mind stepping out...
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