A piano player passes a piano bar and there’s a sign in the window: PIANO PLAYER WANTED. He grabs the sign, walks inside and says to the manager, "I play the piano. I want the job."
The manager says, "Well, I need to hear you play first."
The man sits down and plays the most beautiful song the manager ever heard.
The manager says, "That was the most beautiful song I have ever heard, was it Chopin or Brahms?"
"Neither! I wrote it myself," says the pianist proudly.
"What's it called?" the manager asked.
"Lift up your blouse and show me your boobs."
"Oh"... says the manager "Well,.. do you know any other songs?"
The piano player plays another song more beautiful than the first.
The manager is wowed and says, "I've never heard such artistry! I must know the name of this song. Was that Bach or Beethoven?"
"Neither! I wrote it myself," says the pianist.
Reluctantly the manager asks the name of the song.
"Bend over, lift up your skirt and show me where the sun never shines," replies the piano player.
The manager tells the man, "Okay, I'll hire you on one condition. Don't EVER tell the customers the name of your songs."
The man agrees and starts that night. The crowd is awed by his playing and by the composition of his songs. After an hour and a half of playing, with a standing ovation after each tune, the man announces a short break. After going to the bathroom, he forgets to zip-up.
On his way out, another man stops him and says, "Hey... do you know your zipper's undone and your weenie’s hanging out?"
The piano player says, "Know it?? I wrote it!!" |
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