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On their 50th wedding anniversary an old couple decide to spice up their sex life with a KamaSutra handbook they picked up at a local News Agency.
They looked astonishingly at the various positions contained therein. One in particular showed a couple seated opposite one another, naked and with their legs spread apart.
The man was to try to roll marbles between the woman’s legs and she was to try to throw plastic hoop-la-hoops around his private.
The old woman and man smiled at one another, "This is it!" they giggled.
The old man said "Ok.. I'll go get the bowling ball."
The old woman said, "Ok.. I'll take off my wedding ring."
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