Sinking Titanic

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    Sinking Titanic
    Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain.

    Passenger: How far is land, from here?

    Captain: Two miles...

    Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I have the experience of swimming even more.

    Captain: .....????

    Passenger: Just tell me in which direction, land is two miles from here?

    Captain: Downward...
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