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Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic that day does not feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta is struggling very hard to lift his computer.
At this Santa says, "What Banta, my computer has 500 MB Hard Disk yours has just 250, even then you cannot lift it?"
At this Banta thinks for a while and replies "That is right, but my HD is full and yours is empty"
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Ringing bells ! Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered... - The boss! A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: 'The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars'. 'Why, does the parrot cost so much' asks the first man. The owner replied...
- Following the idiot? One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be... - Jesus... Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was Santa, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon...
- Examination... Santa is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his...