Every year at the state fair, a guy entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend he wasn't going to bother to enter.
"What kind of attitude is that?" his friend asked. He leaned closer and whispered, "What you need, pal, is faith. Look around
and see if the good Lord sends you a message."
Strolling around the fair, the guy grew more and more despondent as the drawing neared. Nothing struck him, no divine inspiration, no sign from God.
Finally, as he was passing old Mrs. Smith's pie stand, he glanced over and saw the woman bending down. She wasn't wearing any panties, and suddenly her ass began to glow. All of a sudden, a finger of flame came from the skies and without her even knowing it, used her ass as a notepad. The fiery finger etched a seven on each cheek.
Thanking God, he rushed to the raffle booth and played the number 77.
A few minutes later, the drawing was held. And once again, he lost.
The winning number was 707. |
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