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A man and his wife were talking and he says, "You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big dick contest."
"Oh honey," she exclaims, "I don't want you taking that out in public!"
"But, sweet thing," he says, "the prize is 25000 bucks."
"I don't care," she says. "I don't want you showing that thing to everybody."
So he lets the subject drop until the following night when his wife walks in on him in the bedroom, counting out the money.
"Did you go down and enter that big dick contest last night after I told you not to?" she asks.
"Please forgive me, sweetheart.,” he says.
"You mean you took that thing out for everybody to see?" she says, tears welling up in her eyes.
The man looks at her fondly and says, "Well, only enough of it to win."
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