| Santa was sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after work, when an exceptionally good looking woman entered. She was so beautiful he couldn`t take his eyes off her. She noticed him looking and walked up to him. Before he could apologize for staring at her the woman said to him, "I ll do anything for you, absolutely anything, no matter how kinky, for Rs. 100/- on one condition, you have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words". Santa considered the proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out ten twenty rupees note, which he pressed in her hand. He looked her deep in the eyes and said, "Paint my house." |