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Little Johnny has just been to a Father & Son Night to learn all about the birds and the bees, but there are a few points that he's not quite clear on.
He asks his dad what a vagina looks like during lovemaking.
"Well son, at the start of lovemaking, it looks like a perfect compact rose bud under a brilliant moon lit sky... mysterious, shadowy and inviting."
"During the act of lovemaking, that rose bud opens as it would on a spring morning. The dew glistens and sparkles on the petals as it slowly opens in response to the excitation of the sun."
"And after lovemaking Dad.. what's it look like after lovemaking?"
"OK... imagine a bull dog that's just had a bowl of custard."
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