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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
Two dozen babies are in the nursery, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One baby over in the corner is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?", Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."
The nurse says, "He's happy now. But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass."
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