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A man and wife having finished foreplay when she asks the dreaded question, "Darling would you use a condom?"
Reluctantly he leaves the bed, goes to the dresser and fetches one, is putting it on when he sees the bedroom door open and his seven-year-old boy is saying goodnight to his mother. Mom has pulled the covers over her head and pretends to be sleeping.
Dad with nowhere to hide falls to the floor on all fours and tries to cover-up as best as he can.
The boy looks at Dad and asks, "Goodnight Dad. Uhh what are you doing?"
Dad says, "Ohh ahhh Just looking for a mouse."
The child says, "Oh Cool!! When you catch him, what are you going to do, fuck him?"
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Lovemaking Little Johnny has just been to a Father & Son Night to learn all about the birds and the bees, but there are a few points that he's not quite clear on. He asks his dad what a vagina... -
Bowl of Soup A trucker goes into the truck stop restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken noodle soup. After eating a little bit of it he finds a hair in it. He starts yelling and cussing, then... -
Lesbian Guy A young man walks into a bar and notices two lovley young blond women sitting down. He tells the bartender, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink... -
Birthday Gift Two gay lovers were talking. The first one says, "I think you left some- thing in my honey hole last night" The second one says, "I don't see how thats possible, but... -
Celebration Time! This guy goes into a bar, sits down, and orders 12 Scotch & Sodas. Not believing his ears, the Bartender says "Did you say 12 Scotch & Sodas?"...