Standing stupid?

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    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!"
    After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you`re stupid, Little Johnny?"
    "No, ma`am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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