-
Banta and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State s patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.
They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly.
"Bhagat Singh" said Santa and pulled one hair from the Bengali.
"Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same.
They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Santa s ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names.
Banta was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter`s name. He thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali`s head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala Bagh".
- Hell for Gates! Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God....
'Well, Bill, I`m really confused on this call. I m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home... - Standing stupid? A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds... - Drunk Nawab! Nawab sahab has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he`ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and...
- Address please ! A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, 'What is your name and address ?''I am Santa, of no fixed address.'The cop turns to Banta, and....
- How long ?? Student: 'How long do you want this report to be?' Teacher: 'I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady`s dress...