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Banta goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon Banta, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Banta? Are you afraid of the cinema?).
Banta replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent(?) man, I know it is a movie, but does that animal know ?)
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Punjabi and Bengali Patriotrism Banta and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State s patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of... - Lotto ! Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray...
- Hell for Gates! Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God....
'Well, Bill, I`m really confused on this call. I m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home... - Standing stupid? A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds... - Drunk Nawab! Nawab sahab has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he`ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and...