It's the spring of 1957 and Joe goes to pick up his date, Peggy. Joe is a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy's father answers and invites him in.
“Peggy is not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?” he says.
“That's cool” says Joe.
Peggy's father asks Joe what they are planning to do. Joe replies politely that they will probably just go to the mall or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy's father responds, “Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Joe and he says, ''Whaaaat?''
“Yeah,” says the father, “Peggy really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!”
Joe's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Joe escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, ''Have a good evening, kids!''
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father, ''Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'' |
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